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Is there More to Racquetball than Just Science?
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This unpublished
"extra" is available exclusively online. All ideas expressed
via RACQUETBALL Online [www.racqmag.com] are those of the authors and do not necessarily reflect the official
position of the USRA. |
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The blue sphere, 6 centimeters in diameter and weighing 50 grams, hurtles through space at a speed of 53.6 meters per second. In obeyance of Newton's Laws, its motion will continue at the same velocity unless it is acted upon by external forces. Two such forces -- gravity and friction -- have, in fact, been slowing the sphere since its present journey began a fraction of a second ago, but so far their effects have been minimal. Suddenly, an object, roughly bi-hemispherical in shape, looms in its path; over its surface a thin layer of fabric is tautly stretched. A collision is clearly unavoidable. Upon impact, the sphere rebounds. In the organic tissues beneath the fabric, nerve endings generate electrical impulses which race at the speed of light through a complex system of neural passages. A blood-curdling scream pierces the surrounding mixture of nitrogen, oxygen, and carbon dioxide. "Next time, get out of the way, dummy!" mutters one of the other primates in the enclosed laboratory, as he picks up the ball. "Now, whose serve is it?" As I stand here at my word-processor, with the memory of that moment fresh in my mind (and elsewhere), it occurs to me that there may somewhere be people who, properly or not, perceive racquetball to be more than an example of "scientific principles in action." I first picked up a racquetball racquet in 1963, soon after we moved to North Dakota. It wasn't long before I put it down again, due primarily to
a local dentist (an elderly gentleman of 40 or so) who delighted in beating me 21-0 every time we played. I eventually returned to the game, however, and have been playing regularly ever since. A person is bound to pick up a little bit of useful information about anything in 34 years, so perhaps I can shed some light on the subject. Racquetball has two immediate advantages over tennis, the first being that it is weather-independent, and the second being that the ball can't escape: there are no fences to hit it over or nets to hit it into. Einstein's Theory of Relativity is relevant, for example. To an external observer, the court appears to be 40 feet long. To the players involved, however, it is an entirely different matter. Depending upon both the importance of the point being played and the ages of the players, the distance to the ball can be anywhere from ten feet to a quarter of a mile. At a critical point in a recent doubles tournament, I had to return a ball which bounced near the back wall. Using some calculus and other clever things, I quickly reasoned that a ball which bounces to a height of four feet will take a half-second to fall back to the floor. Furthermore, most people can run at least ten feet in a half-second -- even farther under some conditions, such as if angry bees are involved. Finally, on average, a player is within ten feet of fifty percent of the court at any given moment. It followed logically, then, that if the back wall was ten feet away and if the ball bounced four feet in the air, I had a fifty-fifty chance of getting there. I've read that Yogi Berra, the legendary catcher for the New York Yankees, played little mind-games with opposing players. "Does it seem dark in here to you?" he would mutter to a potential hitter when the count was three-and-two. By the time the batter could get his thoughts back on the game, the umpire was calling "STRIKE THREE!!" "It is 13-2, my favor, I believe," I answer innocently. "And next time, get out of the way, dummy. Now, whose serve is it?" |
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Leslie R. Tanner was born in Brooklyn, New York in 1934 and now resides in Caldwell, Idaho. This piece was first published in the Idaho Racquetball Association newsletter [April/May/June 1995]. |
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